I went into a butchers today and said, "Is that a sheep's head in the window?"
He said, "No, it's a mirror."
Sheep Jokes
Angus the ...
A young man from the states had made a trip to ...
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile a...
Why do the Scottish Wear Kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?
...An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood
How did the Welshman find the sheep in the tall grass?
Very satisfying.
What did the super-fan sheep say to Obama?
You Bahhhhhh-Rock!
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A wooly jumper.
How do you milk a sheep?
Bring out a new iPhone.
Round Sheep
A farmer asked me "Can you help me round up my ...
Why do Scotsman wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Did you know that World War II was classified as a "total war" by historians? [OC]
Meaning that it involved the mass mobilization ...
What do you call a musical sheep group?
An Alcapelca... yeah that was bad.. sorry world..
an engineer, a scientist, a mathematician, and a sheep
A engineer, a scientist, and a mathematician ar...
Father & Son
A father and son are going for a walk.
The so...
Professor San Holo
Prof San Holo was busy at his lab. He was exper...
How did the Shepherd find the sheep in the tall grass?
... Satisfying.
I once asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he had had in his life but never got an answer.
He kept falling asleep whilst counting sheep.
I have a bunch of sheep puns.......
But they're, pretty Baa^aaaaa^aaaaa^aad.