So a man arrives home one night and stumbles through his front door carrying a sheep under his arm.
His wife, annoyed, stares angrily with her arms folded across her chest, "You're drunk again! Where have you been this time?"
He looks over at her and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking!"
Wife, incredulously, "That's not a pig you idiot, that's a sheep."
Husband, to wife, "I wasn't talking to you!"
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