Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?
Shear laziness.
Sheep Jokes
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear zippers a mile off.
How did the scottsman find the sheep in the tall grass?
Very pleasurable.
A wolf goes costume shopping...
He found a lamb costume on the clearance rack. ...
Islamophobia caused by baby sheep?
Yes it is...
Credit to Newsjack BBC for this o...
Job taken seriously
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking a...
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A chocolate BAAA
An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company...
An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a...
The missionary and the black sheep
A young missionary travels to Senegal to teach ...
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Surprisingly pleasing.
This is the pig I sleep with when you've got a headache
A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under...
How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass??...
Very satisfying...
What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?
...Baaaaaahumbug
A man is out driving in the countryside
A man is out driving in the countryside where h...
Did you hear about the sheep who committed suicide before they could sheer him?
He died in the wool.
What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?
A WOOLY JUMPER :)
A Shepherd Joke
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking a...
Dire Straits Zoo
A little joke I came up with: -
Not many peopl...
Experimenting with sheep and bees.
Prof San Holo was busy at his lab. He was exper...
A dumb blonde was really tired
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fu...
How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?
They just wanna be loved by ewe.
Made up this ...
A farmer, a sheep, a pig, and a wife
A farmer walks into his house with a baby sheep...