Once upon a time, a horse got really sick, and the vet said to the farmer that he must put it down if he didn't recover in three days.
The sheep heard everything and ran to the horse and said: “Get up”, but the horse was very tired. The sheep did the same in the next day with no luck at all. And on the third day, he said: “Get up or they’ll kill you”. And the scared horse got up on his feet really quick.
The farmer said: “What a good news. Dinner is at my house tonight, friends. We're having mutton”.
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