Sheep Jokes

Sheep Jokes

Ever Wonder?


EVER WONDER.....


...why the sun lightens our...

Counting Sheep


An accountant is having a hard time sleeping a...

Cowboy Wisdom


If you find yourself in a hole the first thing...

Three in a Tent


I was out camping with a group of friends, and...

Blonde Counting Shee


Once there was a blonde driving home from work...

The ventriloquist


A travelling ventriloquist on the road in betw...

Do you know why the


Do you know why the British ships came back fr...

The Albino


A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Af...

One day a man grows sick of his alcohol problem...


One day a man grows sick of his alcohol proble...

Bill Gates joke 3


Why did Bill Gates kill his sheep?


Because h...

Does 'virgin wool' come from


Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepher...

Aussies in the dark


How many aussies does it take to change a ligh...

Where the men are men


Q: At [Insert Geography you hate here], they'v...

Kiwi, Sheep & Dog


A New Zealander, a sheep and a dog were surviv...

Twas the Night of Thanksgiving


Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
But I just cou...

Medical Terms - Ebonics Style!


Benign................What you be after you be...

White Missionary


Out in the middle of darkest Africa there was ...

Black Sheep


A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Af...

Tall grass


How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass...

How many sheep do I have?


There once was a blonde who was very tired of ...

How Many Sheep?


A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote ...

Sheep


Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of h...

Virgin Wool?


Q: Where does virgin wool come from?


A: Ugl...

Sheep


What is the matter with sheep?
Bleats me.

Frenchman and Farm Animals


What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep unde...