SISS-BOOM-BAA
The sound of a sheep exploding
Sheep Jokes
Farmer max gets a visit from an inspector
The Inspector:"What do you feed your sheep ?"
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Farmer Max gets a visit by a health inspector....
The Inspector:"*What do you feed your sheep ?*"...
Man creates taser for sheep
What happens next will SHOCK ewe!
I finally watched Bokeback Mountain...
I learned that when two cowboys go up into the ...
Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?
Because at any moment they could bleet out
A small collection of my favorite science jokes
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartend...
So this guy went to Wales to work on a sheep farm.
A couple of days later, he got really lonely. S...
A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa
and goes to live with a tribe therein. He spen...
Blonde joke
A blonde woman was tired of people always crack...
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his land
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a...
Do you know about the group of hipster sheep?
Never mind, you haven't herd of them.
A Scotsman invented the first condom. It was made out of a sheep's intestine.
Not too long after, the British improved on it ...
My friends joke he made up!!
Why can you ask a NewZealander how many sexual ...
What did the sheep order from the Indian?
Onion BAAAHjis.
my doctor told me to count sheep
I was having trouble sleeping so I finally deci...
The Englishman and the Welshman
Englishman: "That your dog?"
Welshman: "Yep. ...
Where can you find alcoholic sheep?
At the BAAAAH
Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?
Because they push back harder.