A blonde woman was tired of people always cracking jokes about her blondness and so decided to dye her hair bright red. She decided to go for a drive. She happened to come along a sheep farm. She stops and says to the farmer"if i can guess how many sheep you have can i have one?" And the farmer says"sure have at er!" So the woman looks and makes her estimate at 42 sheep. The farmer says "hey hey! Good job go ahead and pick your sheep". So the woman takes a sheep and puts it in the back seat of her car and is about to leave when the farmer asks. "If i can guess your real hair colour can i have my sheep back?" the woman agrees and the farmer replies"blonde" she is stunned and asks how he knew. the farmer says"you have my dog in your car"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.