Joe: I was shocked when I heard the perverted part in Handel's Messiah.
Moe: Perverted part? What are you talking about...
Sheep Jokes
Does a farmer eat female sheep?
Ewe, no.
I hate when I'm trying to sleep at night
But my ADHD's all like:
One Sheep...
Two Sheep...
Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?
Because Dey-go-bah.
2 men were driving...
2 men were driving down a road when they saw a ...
Why can't the sheep go to the pub?
Because it was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaarred.
What's the difference between women and sheep?
Women can boil water.
What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?
A community centre
The other day I saw a sheep pole dancing
in a kebab shop.
Did you hear about the sheep who's young son carried him off the farm?
He was on the lamb.
What do Yoda's sheep say?
Dey go baa.
A boy goes into a butcher’s shop and says, ‘Mum says can we please have a sheep’s head...".
"...and you’re to leave the eyes in ’cos it’s g...
How does a Greek find a sheep in tall grass?
Very satisfying!
[NSFW] Following on from the condoms joke ...
... the first time I worked in Wales I was in t...
Why did the farmer screw their sheep on a cliff?
They push back harder.
(Told to me by my NZ s...
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away...
Random acts of nature
An international aid worker was volunteering at...
So a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a hill
Ba-dum-tiss
A sheep, a drum, and a snake walk into a bar...
Ba-dumm-tsss
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
Baa-Dumm-Tss
How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?
Put a redneck behind it.