The Inspector:"*What do you feed your sheep ?*"
Farmer Max:"*The black ones or the white ones ?*"
Inspector:"*The white ones. *"
Farmer Max:"*Grass.*"
Inspector:"*and the black ones ?*"
Farmer Max:"*Grass!*"
Inspector:"*Okayy,where do you keep them ?*"
Farmer Max:"*The black ones or the white ones ?*"
Inspector:"*The white ones. *"
Farmer Max:"*In that pen,overthere*"
Inspector:"*and the black ones ?*"
Farmer Max:"*I keep them there too.*"
A frustrated Inspector:"*Why do you keep asking white ones or the black ones ?*"
Farmer Max:"*Because,the white ones are mine !*"
Inspector:"*and the black ones ?*"
Farmer Max"*So are they !*"
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