Farmer Max gets a visit by a health inspector....

The Inspector:"*What do you feed your sheep ?*"

Farmer Max:"*The black ones or the white ones ?*"

Inspector:"*The white ones. *"

Farmer Max:"*Grass.*"

Inspector:"*and the black ones ?*"

Farmer Max:"*Grass!*"

Inspector:"*Okayy,where do you keep them ?*"

Farmer Max:"*The black ones or the white ones ?*"

Inspector:"*The white ones. *"

Farmer Max:"*In that pen,overthere*"

Inspector:"*and the black ones ?*"

Farmer Max:"*I keep them there too.*"

A frustrated Inspector:"*Why do you keep asking white ones or the black ones ?*"

Farmer Max:"*Because,the white ones are mine !*"

Inspector:"*and the black ones ?*"

Farmer Max"*So are they !*"

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