The Inspector:"What do you feed your sheep ?"
Farmer Max:"The black ones or the white ones ?"
Inspector:"*The white ones. *"
Farmer Max:"Grass."
Inspector:"and the black ones ?"
Farmer Max:"Grass!"
Inspector:"Okayy,where do you keep them ?"
Farmer Max:"The black ones or the white ones ?"
Inspector:"*The white ones. *"
Farmer Max:"In that pen,overthere"
Inspector:"and the black ones ?"
Farmer Max:"I keep them there too."
A frustrated Inspector:"Why do you keep asking white ones or the black ones ?"
Farmer Max:"Because,the white ones are mine !"
Inspector:"and the black ones ?"
Farmer Max"So are they !"
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