One was called Tom, and the other was called Christian.
"I hate being a prawn, it's too dangerous. I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten." Said Tom, and after he said a school of fish swam past him and with a whoosh, Tom was transformed in to a shark. Christian got scared of Tom and swam home.
A week later, Tom was swimming around was felt really bored and depressed.
"I hate being a shark... It's so boring and I have no friends..." Tom sighed, but after another minute of swimming he found the school of fish that granted his wish a week ago and he swam over to them.
"Hi, could you pleases grant me another wish? I hate being a shark, I want to be a prawn again." And after a whoosh, Tom was back to being a prawn again. Exited, he swam to his friend's house, banging on the door.
"Go away shark! I know you're there!" Was the reply.
"Hey! Come on and open the door! I'm not a shark anymore! I'm a prawn again Christian!"
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