Hey r/jokes. I need some help making this cute saying work, since you have such a great way with words on this subreddit I figured I'd come here for some help.
So tomorrow a girl that I really like and I are going to the zoo. Her favorite animal is the sharks so naturally I want to take her thee and I was thinking that that's the spot where I ask her out at. I think I will buy a large stuffed shark and put a not in it's mouth. I will say something along the lines of hey it looks like he took a bit out of something.
I need help on what that note would say. I want it to be funny and a good joke but I also want it to get the point across that I am asking her out.
My best attempt to far was you can take a bite out of me, will you go out with me. So as you can see I need a ton of help.
Please help me out guys!
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