Created a Reddit account just to post a joke I invented. Enjoy!

I like taking care of my teeth,
I brush well, I use a minty mouthwash.
But I think flossing is the most important part.
I once bought this pack of dental floss and I swear it was the strongest dental floss I have ever used. It was strong enough to reel in a shark.
One day, I lost it. It just disappeared.
I was really bummed out.
It was a tuffloss.

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