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British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
L...
Sex Jokes
The Psychiatrists
"OK," said the psychiatrist, "let's try some te...
Funny Small Ads
Some small ads that didn't quite come out right...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sl...
Oxymorons
Act naturally
Happily married
Microsoft W...
Here's a Clue
A couple who lived together were talking one da...
Note to Mom
Billy's teacher sent a note home to Mom saying,...
Father Brown
A young priest has just left the seminary and b...
Do Ya Wanna Dance?
A couple preparing for a religious conversion m...
New Wall Street Terminology Has Been Approved
NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS
CEO - Chief Embezzlem...
I Am Not Involved
A police man arrested a MBA marketing girl.... ...
In Sveden . . .
At a local college dance in Sweden, an American...
A guy moves way way out to the country...
...miles from anything. One day there's a knock...
I'm glad to be rid of my ex girlfriend. She was a real 'strain on me.
At first she restrained me from going out.
The...
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to do a rape-sex fantasy.
She said, "No!"
I replied, "That's the spirit."
What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a Bonobo Monkey?
One is a sex-obsessed wild animal ...
and the ...
A married woman has been in a coma for one month
The doctor at the hospital explains to her husb...
Doctor: Do you smoke?
Patient: Only after sex
Doctor: Ok, patient has...
lady sneezes on a plane
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently w...
When my wife was giving birth to our child, I asked the doctor...
- When can we have sex?
He winked at me and re...
A man is going down on his wife when he suddenly becomes violently ill.
He goes to the doctor, who asks him to describe...
Two lines for this poor wife...
A wife was sure that her husband was
having an ...
The doctor's receptionist.
The doctor's office receptionist was known to b...
Butt-sex is a lot like spinach...
If you're forced to have it as a child, you won...
I went to the doctors the other day.
I said "every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm!"...