At first she restrained me from going out.
Then she restrained me from wearing what I wanted.
Then she restrained sex.
Then there was a restraining order.
Now She's gone and I'm still restrained in these shackles.
I feel caged for life because of my ex.
I hope no one ever finds any body that resembles her.
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