The doctor at the hospital explains to her husband, "We've tried everything we can think of. Her brain is still functioning, but she just won't wake up. The only thing left to try is..." he trails off.
"What is it, doc? I'll try anything!" the husband says.
"Ok. Well, I've never seen this work myself, but there are some who think sexual stimulation may cause her to regain consciousness. Perhaps if we give you some privacy, would you be willing to try oral sex?"
The husband thinks it over for a second, before blurting out "Of course, doc! If you think it'll help, I'll try it!"
The doc and the nurses exit the woman's room and close the doors, watching the patient's monitors outside her room. After about one minute, the woman's heart stops and the monitors begin sounding alarm. The nurses and doctor rush into the room and immediately begin administering CPR. The husband is standing next to his wife, dumbfounded.
"What happened?!" asks the doctor.
"It was going great!" the man replies. "But then she started choking on it!"
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