He goes to the doctor, who asks him to describe what he was doing leading up to the sudden bout of illness. "Well," says the man, "my wife and I were just drinking some Budweisers, and then I started to give her oral sex-"
"Ah, well you should've seen this coming," the doctor says.
"How so?" asks the man.
"Surely you know the saying - beer before lick 'er, never been sicker."
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