Sex Jokes

Sex Jokes

Last sound


Whats the last sound you hear before a pubic h...

Little Red Riding Hood


Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood was wa...

Extra Large Condoms


A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the p...

Hand caught on fire


Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of w...

Pregnecy and you


Q: Whats the Difference between a pregnent wom...

FLEES


OK THERE ARE THREE FLEES ON A NAKED WOMAN THE ...

Nostalgic Scotsman


Duncan, the Scottish shipping magnate had retu...

Life of an Egg


So you think your life is bad...


Just think ...

Husbands are like cars. . .


Three women were talking about their love live...

Mistakes in Publication

The following were actually published,

-Incl...

Speed Limit

Q.What is the speed limit for sex?

A. 68, at...

These are real books you can buy

'The Romance of Leprosy', E Mackerchar 1949

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IN the military

A young , attractive woman thought she might ha...

Becoming a Real Man

That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too,...

More All New Words

Take any word from the dictionary, alter it by ...

Parental FAQ

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, gener...

Hollywood Squares

These great questions and answers are from the...

Hard Words to Say When Drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE D...

Gift Registry

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are quite e...

Monkey Eyes

There was a fatal bus accident and the only sur...

Birth Control

Q. Have you heard about the new 'Mint flavored ...

Vegetarian Woman

Why don't vegetarian women scream during orgasm...

Lost in a Forest Forever ......

If a man is in a forest, talking to himself, wi...

"I'd Like to Phone a Friend."

A man and his wife are in the bed watching "Who...

Nuts

What do you call a black guy and a white guy ha...