The doctor's office receptionist was known to be an impatient, self-important old dragon of a woman. In the very crowded waiting room when a male patient wasn't answering her questions quickly enough, she asked in a loud voice with a barely-concealed smirk, "So Mr Smith, you're here to find out if you have a venereal disease?"
The waiting room suddenly fell deadly silent but burst into an uproar when Mr Smith replied in an equally loud voice, "No! I'm here to discuss having a sex-change operation." He hesitated slightly before continuing, "but if the doctor's going to send me to the same surgeon who did yours, then I've changed my mind!"
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