A couple who lived together were talking one day, trying to figure out how to entertain themselves on a rainy day.
"Let's play Hide and Seek," said the woman. "I'll hide and if you find me we'll have sex!"
"But what if I can't find you?" asked her boyfriend.
"I'll be behind the piano," she said.
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