Joe and Mother Nature
One day Joe decided to go enjoy the outdoors w...
Sex Jokes
Hisoku or Death?
There was this guy who was on a safari to Afri...
Protection
What is a man's idea of protected sex?
A pad...
Shipwrecked Scotsman
A Scotsman was shipwrecked and finally washed ...
Condoms
A father and his son were grocery shopping whe...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?
...
There are assorted colors, but they all taste the
Q. What do the spice girls and a pack of Moms ...
Mommy and Daddy
A little boy about the age of 5 walked in on h...
Bobby's fetish
One morning Bobby's mother was cleaning his ro...
An elephant with diarrhea.
Q. What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs?
A. ...
He did it his way
There's the story about the man that walks int...
Little Johnny
LITTLE JOHNNY ON ..... GRAMMAR:
One day, du...
Micheal Jackson
What do Micheal Jackson and Wal-Mart have in c...
Stick of Dynamite
A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at...
Wool!
Q. Did you know they just discovered a new use...
Lightbulb
Q. What is the difference between a pregnant w...
Dumb and married
there were these two people and it was there w...
What do you call a...
What do you call a prostitute covered in tatto...
They're hiring.
Q. What does it mean when the flag at the Post...
Muppet Baby
What is green and smells like pork?
Kermit f...
Tampons
What is the string on the end of a tampon used...
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figu...
Nun pregnant
Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
A. Dress he...
Women
Why do women have smaller feet than guys?
so ...
BACON AND EGGS
A small boy hears a noise coming from upstairs...