Little Johnny

LITTLE JOHNNY ON ..... GRAMMAR:


One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of
hands from those who could use the word ' beautiful ' in the same sentence
twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought


my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.'


Very good, Suzie, 'replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. 'My
mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.' he said.


'Excellent, Michael!' Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.


'Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful,... just beautiful!''