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Homeless Girl
An elderly gentleman came home one night to fi...
Pimp.
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Bill Helps Gorby
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Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he choo...
Ate something.
Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
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Shotgun!
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One Post, two Globes, and many Times.
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A priest was driving along and saw a nun on th...
Cherryhill Top
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Too much booze
Everynight I have been drinking lately, I hav...
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Resolving an argument
Two women were at a bar. One looked at the oth...
Where's your wife?
The man approached a very beautiful woman in a...
Slow down and use some lubricant.
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Un viejito llega a la
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Three for a Prize
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World's Worst Pick-up Lines...
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