Dumb and married


there were these two people and it was there wedding night and they got home and they didnt know what to do. so the guy calls his dad and says dad what do I do, the father replied get naked and lay in the bed, then the girl called her mom and was like mom what do I do and the mom replied get naked and lay with him


so they were just laying there for about five minutes doing nothing so the guy calls the dad again and say s what do I do and the dad says stick the hardest part of your body in the place where she pees and then the girl calls her mom and was like mom wht do I do and the mom said well what is he doing and she says(sticking his head in the toilet!)

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