A father and his son were grocery shopping when they came across a great display of condoms. The son asks, 'Dad, what's the three pack for?' Father replies, 'That's for when you're in high school: two for Friday night - one for Saturday night.' The son asks, 'What's the six pack for?' Father replies, 'That's for when you're in college: two for Friday night - two for Saturday night - two for Sunday morning.' Then the son asks, 'What's the 12 pack for?' 'That's for when you're married. One for January, one for February, one for March. . .
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