A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of
drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the
bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that,
baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.
The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to
his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is
aching for action at this point.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her
purse and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a
hurry to go?"
She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid
you were about to blow!"
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