A small boy hears a noise coming from upstairs,he shouts to his mum and dad to find out what they are doing.His mum replies just having bacon and eggs son.A few days later the small boy hears the same noise again upstairs,he stands at the bottom of the stairs and sees his mum coming down.Have you been having bacon and eggs,yes said his mum how do you know.The boy replied i can see BACON FAT DRIPPING DOWN YOUR LEG
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