Sex Jokes

Sex Jokes

Whats the difference?


Q.Whats the difference between a grape and a d...

Polaroid�s.


Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice...

Prostitutes love's Mr. T.


One nite this prostitute, was walking down the...

Showers


One day this little boys mother was about to t...

Women and Airplanes


Q: What does a woman and an airplane have in c...

Give me a clone (song parody)


Clone of My Own(To the tune of "Home on the Ra...

SUBMARINES


WHATS LONG AND HARD AND FULL OF SEAMEN?


A SU...

Why does a Jewish American


Why does a Jewish American Princess close her ...

Why is Sperm donations more EXPENSIVE than blood Donations?


Why is sperm donations more EXPENSIVE than blo...

The Top 14 Song Titles if the Artists Re-Made Them Today


14> The Eagles -- "Pantsful, Queasy Feeling...

The Farmer's Daughters


There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daug...

Bossing Jeeves around


A rich couple was going out for the evening wh...

More Hose


A man who worked for a fire company came home ...

Cajones


An American tourist went into a restaurant in ...

yo girlfriends sooo nasty she has to put ice...


yo girlfriends sooo nasty she has to put ice i...

Prostitutes and Drug Dealers


What's the difference between a drug dealer an...

Heart Transplant for a Prostitute


A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the ...

Gravy Ladle


John invited his mother over for dinner. Durin...

Stiff Substitute


These two guys had just gotten divorced and th...

Reverse Psychology


My wife suggested that we use a new type of co...

Pick up line


I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

My girlfriend


me girlfriend said to me in bed last night "yo...

English Lovers


An elderly Frenchman was slowly walking down a...

Panda Bear


A prostitute enters a pub and notices a Panda ...

Good morning Girls


Q. What did the blind man say as he passed the...