The Farmer's Daughters

There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very
concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them.
As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening
all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this
had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door
holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the
young man knew who was boss.


The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door
and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flow. We're going to the
show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their
way.


The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty,
we're going to get some spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay
too, so off the two kids went.


The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started
off, "Hi, my name's Chuck� --" and the farmer shot him.