14> The Eagles -- "Pantsful, Queasy Feeling"
13> Van Halen -- "Limp!"
12> Aretha Franklin -- "D-E-P-E-N-D-S"
11> Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young -- "Suite: Betty Ford Clinic"
10> The Rolling Stones -- "(I Can't Get No) Satisfactory Erection"
9> The Who -- "(Talkin' 'Bout) My Operation"
8> Rod Stewart -- "Tonight's The Night (If The Viagra's Alright)"
7> Led Zeppelin -- "Chairlift To Heaven"
6> Three Dog Night -- "Jeremiah was a Bud Frog..."
5> James Brown -- "Papa's Got A Brand New Colostomy Bag"
4> Elton John -- "Saturday Night's All Right For Bingo"
3> Edwin Starr -- "Limited Engagement With No Clear Exit Strategy! What Is It Good For?!"
2> Yes -- "Owner of a Bypassed Heart"
1> Men at Work -- "Why Can't I Pee Now?"
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