One nite this prostitute, was walking down the street. In Reno Nevada. And then she decided too stop bye this Tatoo parlor. As she sat down the tatooist asked her what she would like and where on her body would she like it. Then she said I would like Head of Mike Tyson, and Buster Douglas, put on the inner theighs of my legs. Then thats what the tatooist does. Then after that the prostitute walked out and started to walk down the Street some more,then she saw this bar, and got a few drinks. She got a little "carried"" away. Because she drank about 5 Screw drivers. Then she stumbled out of the bar
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