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How are a mini-skirt and a chain-link fence al...

Short Blondes


What does a blonde do when she wakes up?


Goe...

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Light and Hard


Whats the difference between light and hard???...

If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.


Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm ...

Couple nasty riddles


Q) what does a moped and a fat woman have in c...

Yard Sale


A man was walking one day, when he came to thi...

They are mourning for the stiff they buried the ni


Q. Why do women wear black underwear?
A. They...

Searching the suspect


Jennifer Lopez, who was detained and questione...

Her other mouth


A very naive British sailor is in a bar in Lon...

Cigaret condom


there are 2 old ladys sitting out side on ther...

Extra Large Comdoms


A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the ph...

Dodge Condoms


Dodge Condoms, Grab Life By The Horns

Go Farther


Johnny and Betsy just got married after having...

The Top 12 Pickup Lines Used at the Masturbate-a-Thon


12> "Doesn't it seem strange to be doing th...

THERE WERE THREE MEN


THERE WERE THREE MEN WHO WANTED TO HAVE A DRIN...

Ultimate rejection!


What is the ultimate rejection?


When you are...

Making Sandwiches


This guy is nearing the end of his senior year...

2 Kids At The River


There was these two kids down at the river mak...

Yum.... cupcakes!


One day 7 year old David and his parents decid...

Poi


what does a kid that takes karate have for lun...

He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.


Q. How does a man show that he is planning for...

In the pub


a man goes in to a bar one night and spots a b...

Diet


Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tr...

Horse Shoe


A grandfather went to visit his college-age gr...