Q. What do Girls and Airplanes have in common....
Q. What do Girls and Airplanes have in common....
Sex Jokes
Not getting any
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no b...
Zap
There was a alien and a Man at a Bar
The Ali...
Dwarf's mate
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up t...
What is the difference between a bachelor and a ma
Q. What is the difference between a bachelor a...
Dogs and Men
1. How Dogs and Men Are the SameBoth take up t...
Just like Greg norman
3 guys are walking down the street when it sta...
Brothel sprouts.
Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
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There is a chair...
eh..there is a chair...the chair a walk...the ...
Lettuce And Tomato
There was an older brother and a younger broth...
X rated Screendoor
How is a girl like a screen door?The harder yo...
King's three guys
There is a king and he calls a american guy a ...
There's always a spare.
Q. Why are women are like tires?
A. There's a...
None It should be open when she brings it to you
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bo...
Depressed Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar ge...
You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a wee
Q. What's the difference between a wife and a ...
Virgin
Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed.???...
To many Questions
A little boy asked his mom if he could take a ...
Chunk
1. Chunk!
2.Chum!
Cant Stubble.
Q. What do you call a female police officer th...
Weight Loss
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tr...
4 Blondes
How do you get 4 blondes to sit on 1 chair ? T...
The Talking Baby
A baby was born that was so advanced that he c...
Extra large condoms
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the ph...
Monica & Bill
What do Monica Lewinsky and a Coke machine hav...