A rich couple was going out for the evening when the woman of the house decided to give the butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late and he should just enjoy his night. Well, as it turned out the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, and came home early. As she walks into the house she sees Jeeves sitting by himself in the dining room. She calls for him to follow her. She leads him into the master bedroom, where she closes and locks the door. She looks at him and smiles. 'Jeeves. Take off my dress.' He does this carefully.'Jeeves. Take off my stockings and garter.' He silently obeys her. 'Jeeves. Remove my bra and panties.'As he does this, the tension continues to mount. She looks at him...... 'Jeeves. If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!'
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