My wife suggested that we use a new type of condom. It had ridges and bumps and feathers on the side and a shape like a chicken head on the top.
I asked what it was and she explained that it was "especially designed to provide the maximum pleasure for woman".
I was having none of this and put it on inside out. Why should she get all the fun?
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