A guy was riding his snowmobile through the woods when it unexpectedly broke down. He was exposed to temperatures well below zero for hours.
Finally, he saw somebody riding by and he flagged him over. He explained that he didn't know anything about mechanics and politely asked the gentleman would kindly take a look at it for him.
The guy opens the hood of the snowmobile and immediately said, "Well, it looks to me like you blew a seal!"
The guy (embarrassed) says, "No...that's just frost on my mustache!"
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