Test Tubes Bubbling(to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire")Test tubes bubbling in a water bathStrong smells nipping at ypur nose.Tiny molecules with their atoms all aglowWill find it hard to be inert tonight.They know that Chlorine's on its wayHe's loaded lots of little electrons on his sleighAnd every student's slide rule is on the slyTo see if the teacher really can multiply.And so I offer you this simple phraseTo chemistry students in this roomAlthough it's been said many times, many waysMerry molecules to you.
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