The Top 12 Signs Your History Teacher Isn't Very Qualified


12> The only "General Lee" in his lectures jumps over creek beds to escape Boss Hogg and Rosco.


11> "Crimean, Korean, whatever -- we won, okay?"


10> Lessons always reflect yesterday's episode of "Sherman and Peabody."


9> "Yeah, right -- there were *two* President Roosevelts. Suuuuuure."


8> Devotes an entire week to the eerie similarities between JFK and Abraham Lincoln.


7> If Carmen Sandiego wasn't involved, he's never heard of it.


6> Invites his "Sigma buddies," Toad and Moochie, to help him re-enact the Whiskey Rebellion.


5> Refuses to teach about new-fangled things like the Internet... or Alaska and Hawaii.


4> Thinks the Bataan Death March is a Sousa piece played at halftime.


3> You're the only sixth-grade class studying the Battle of Hasty Pudding.


2> Claims George W. Bush won the 2000 presidential election.


1> He's teaching in a public school. Do the math.


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