School Jokes

School Jokes

Kid in Dallas


A kid and his mom were walking on the sidewalk...

Voices! Voices! Shut up!


A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she co...

Toughest Final Exam


Instructions
Read each question carefully. An...

The esay


Q-why did the blonde screw the mexican?
A-Bec...

School


Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up...

Not going to school


"I'm not going to school today," Alexander sai...

Yo mama is so old


Yo mama so old that when she was in school the...

Fun things to do on the first day of class


This is for entertainment purposes only. We do...

Misbehaving at Schoo


Seven year old John had finished his summer va...

Not enough!


The child comes home from his first day at sch...

Buttiches


once upon a time there was a kid named buttich...

The Italian, the black, and the teacher


One day, a teacher was in her class teaching h...

Student debt


Applying for a job, the new lawyer was asked i...

Mesure


Q.why did the teahcer take his ruler to bed
A...

Big surprise


My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned...

IT PAYS TO STUDY


After the college boy delivered the pizza to B...

Which tire was flat?


High school boys afflicted with spring fever s...

Math through the Ages


Teaching Math in 1950:


A logger sells a tru...

Buns and Puns!


One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids...

Lipstick at School


According to a news report, a certain private ...

You know you're Middle Aged if...


You�ve come to the annoying realization that y...

The cross-eyed teacher


Little Sarah was telling her best friend Naomi...

The following are only learned from college


71. You meet the type of people you only thoug...

Policy


Morris walks into an insurance office and asks...

Bad Car Day


A police officer pulled over a driver and info...