School Jokes

School Jokes

Jeffrey Fuckhour


A kid walked into his new classroom, and the t...

That is what you get!


So, my friend said,"Hey, what do you think abo...

What Would You Say?


Tragically, three friends die in a car crash, ...

Oxygen


The teacher asked kids to bring something belo...

Why Sports Scholarship is an Oxymoron


"You guys pair up in groups of three, then lin...

Good cook


Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you sa...

Hit by a seagull

Kyle and Emmitt, two University of Miami studen...

All of your strength

The instructor of a Lamaze class is teaching th...

He shouldn't have asked!


MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.
She wa...

Catholic School Math


A young boy was in grade four and was having a...

The Procrastinator's Creed.


1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, ...

Redneck quickies 14


You might be a redneck if...


You won't stop ...

Ignore


Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night...

Subway Series School


On the first day of school, a teacher asked he...

The Al Gore Story


Good afternoon all. I'm Al Gore, and I'd like ...

Pain Relief


A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very...

School


As long as there are tests, there will be pray...

Insults


1)You are so dumb you studied for the drug tes...

Mayberry Hill


There were these two boys who were late for sc...

More Redneck One-liners!


You just might be a Redneck if:


You've ever...

Tea Time


Something to ponder... Do the workers at the L...

Computers


a little boy asks his teacher if he can use th...

New Parrot


A woman was thinking about finding a pet to he...

Blonde Baby Delivery Question


A young blonde comes home from school and asks...

Field Trip to the Racetrack


A group of third, fourth and fifth graders acc...