1)You are so dumb you studied for the drug test!
2) Your teeth are so yellow you put the sun out of bussiness.
3)Your so short you can sit on the cerb and swing your legs
4) Your so dumb you bungee jumped off the cerb
5)Hello sir STINKSALOT!
6)Exuse me but halloween was ages ago!
7) Your so lonley you brought your Dog to the school dance!
8) Your so ugly you entered a dogs beauty competion
9) Yu r so rubbis at sppeling u cam wead dis jok
10) Your so sad you botherd to read theeses insults
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