Jeffrey Fuckhour

A kid walked into his new classroom, and the teacher says to him, "Hello,
what's your name?" And the kid says, "Jeffrey Fuckhour." The teacher told
him that she doesn't allow that kind of language in her classroom. Jeffrey
tells her again that his last name is really "Fuckhour" and that she can
go ask his little brother in kindergarden. So the teacher tells her class
to read chapter 4 while she goes to find Jeffrey's little brother. She
walks into a kindergarden class, where the teacher had stepped out for a
moment and wasn't there, so she asks, "Hi class, is there a Fuckhour in
here?" One of the kids yells out "No! Theres not even a cookie break!"