School Jokes

School Jokes

ABC's


Little John and his classmates were learning t...

One Armed Judo


There was a 10 year old boy, who's left arm wa...

The Taxi Ride.


A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York...

Holly lane


One day three peole were late for school. One ...

Darwin Award Winner for 1997 Announced...


Darwin Award Winner for 1997 Announced


You a...

Broken Teeth


A blonde girl comes home from school and says,...

Correction


Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schi...

Bell Ringer Wanted


After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the cat...

She is a George Bush fan.


A first grade teacher in a small town in Texas...

Numbers


The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows hi...

PARTING WORDS


Three buddies are sitting around talking one d...

Leasons from a Dog


If a dog were your teacher, you would learn va...

The Braggart Gets His!


The strong young man at the construction site ...

I told him you were out


Housekeeper: Professor, there's a bill collect...

A boy writes home hinting that he needs money


Dear Father,$chool i$ really great. I am makin...

8 Things to Say to Telemarketers


8 fun things to do when someone calls your hou...

Dog Plants


The teacher was telling the class about plants...

College Grad...


A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported ...

Don't Let Them Define You


Don't Let Them Define You


Accept no one's d...

What's so bad about Russia?


A boy was in class and he raised his hand and ...

The Graduate


The grad with a Science degree asks, ''Why doe...

Disappearing Crayons


The kindergarten class had settled down to its...

Busy?


How do you keep an Oklahoma State student busy...

Prison and Work Compared


In prison you spend the majority of your time ...

Pirate Joke


A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk tur...