So, my friend said,"Hey, what do you think about him?""Who? the principal?"I said. "No way Jose!!"she said. "Are you calling ME Jose?? Huh,huh???"I said. "No! Why would I, booger times infinity!!!!"she screamed in my ear. "Muppet Puppet MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"I said laughing. Then someone was sneaking around the school and he heard our conversation,so when he passed us, WE GAVE HIM A DOUBLE WEDGIE!! And his boxers had B-A-R-N-E-Y on them so he was the laugh of the school!!
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