The teacher asked kids to bring something belonging to their grandparents to
the school.
- Masha, a cap? Very good.
- Grisha, a badge? Great!
- Vovochka, an oxygen pillow? Did your grandma allow you to take it? What did
she say?
- She said: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh..."
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