Kyle and Emmitt, two University of Miami students, were strolling along Miami
Beach during spring break. Suddenly a seagull flying overhead dropped a load.
It hit Kyle right in the eye.
"I'll go get some toilet paper," offered Emmett.
"Don't bother," said Kyle, "He's probably already miles away by now!"
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