Grandpa
Me: My grandpa knew the exact time, day and yea...
School Jokes
What's the difference between a soldier and a teacher?
As a soldier, it is your job to kill people.
A...
Johnny steals a pencil
Little Johnny comes home from school with a not...
A Child Didn't Attend School
Late afternoon, the grandma saw the teacher wal...
Quiz show
So I was watching this crappy knock-off of Jeop...
So there once was this wasp...
...that lived in a jungle. This was not your or...
Proper Manners
During one of her daily classes, a teacher tryi...
My physics teacher tells the most horrible jokes...
Q: What does iron man eat in Burger King?
A:ir...
A good one for those of you finishing up finals.
4 buddies are seniors in college and all 4 of t...
Successful entrepreneur
I met an old friend from high school the other ...
Orange Jews
Three of my best friends and I are Jewish in a ...
A Chinese farmer tells a judge he wants a divorce...
So the judge asks him why. The farmer says, "I'...
Russian joke.
A kid homes home all excited and tells his mom ...
A child learns his ABC's. A bit lengthy
A child has an assignment to try and learn the ...
blondes
A girl came skipping home from school one day. ...
The wasp that lived in the jungle
"So there once was this wasp that lived in a ju...
A reformed Mexican gangbanger was trying to change his life...
so he decides to go back to school and one nigh...
Lessons from a Bank Robbery
There was this robbery in Guangzhou , the robbe...
When i was in school there was this joke floating around.
Ok so i went to a roman catholic school and bel...
My Personal Favorite Little Johnny Joke
One day in class the teacher brought a bag. "No...
Having a chemistry teacher with a heavy Chinese accent is okay until...
Having a chemistry teacher with a heavy Chines...
It's the little differences that can be the most important.
For example, the difference between getting lai...
Two small boys meet on the first day of school
"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the fir...
So a woman walks into a pet store...
and sees a parrot on sale for 50 bucks. Now, a...