4 buddies are seniors in college and all 4 of them have 4.0 GPAs and are majoring in biology. Even though their last final is on Monday, they decide they wanted to go to the all girls college across town and party until Saturday night, come back Sunday, study all day, and take the exam on Monday. When they got to the party at the other college they were having so much fun that they decided to stay the whole weekend, skip that test, and ask the professor if they could retake it on Tuesday. When they finally get back to school on Monday, they all go into the professors office together and explain to him why they were unable to make the test. "we went to a party across town and we were coming back last night so we would have enough time to study for the test, but we got a flat tire and had no cell service and no spare, and had to wait for someone to drive by. We waited all day until someone finally came by and helped us. We were so tired that when we finally got home at 2am we all cashed and slept through your test. Is there anyway we can take it tomorrow." After thinking about it for a little bit the professor replied "of course, come in tomorrow morning." The excited 4 friends study the rest of the day Monday and come in for the test on Tuesday morning. The professor puts them each in a different room and hands them each a test. They open to the first page and read the first question worth 5 points, "what is photosynthesis?" Overjoyed at how easy this first question is, they answer it and move on to the second question worth 95 points, "which tire?"
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