School Jokes

School Jokes

A boy does not know English...

After moving to America a boy does not know muc...

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette..

are having their usual lunch of PB&J sandwiches...

Birth

A teenager comes home from school and asks her ...

Girl confesses she met a guy online and asks for her dads blessings.

Girl: Dad! I am in love with a boy who lives fa...

This joke is my uncle Pedro's 3rd favourite...

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girl...

The Wasp

There once was a wasp, he wasn't very happy wit...

Entrance Exam

A recent entrance exam for Medical School inclu...

The fishing trip

So four high school friends have gone fishing t...

Happy the Dog

There's this family with 2 kids and a dog named...

So Julius Caesar is in music class...

and he Brutus, who is sitting next to him, forg...

So this guy is taking his girlfriend to the high school prom...

So this guy is taking his girlfriend to the hig...

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

Dracula

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Mat...

Blonde joke

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn i...

One I remember from high-school (kids, stay away)

So, there are these two guys and a woman who ge...

Here's one about money.

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank ...

Can anyone help me make a joke about running over a child?

My dad recently clipped a child on his way to p...

A rich middle eastern oil tycoon sends his son to study in Germany...

His son is feeling nervous about being alone ab...

A Sunday School Teacher . . .

A Sunday School Teacher was discussing the Ten ...

An International School Teacher

...starts a lesson with her 4 students, who are...

It was career day in Elm Park Elementary School...

and each student had to write about their dad's...