So, Jimmy gets beaten up by Clarence
...the first day of the first grade, and Jimmy ...
School Jokes
This one will probably take a while to understand.
What kind of grades did Hitler make in school? ...
You can say what you want about pedophiles...
but at least they drive slowly thru school zones
Gentleman's way
"Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner ...
A Finnish WWII air force verteran was about to give a talk to an American high school.
He was stereotypically Nordic: pale skin, fair ...
I just moved to this new school...
and my mother packed my lunch for my first day....
Rabbi Nakayama
A small Jewish community in the north has been ...
Waking up on a Monday morning...
On a Monday morning, a mother went in to wake u...
A first grade teacher was having trouble...
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having t...
A Weenie Contest.
Three 3rd Graders, an Irish, an Italian, and a ...
This is a little self-indulgent, but I'm a high school teacher and I just compiled some one-liners from the past year or so
[They can be found here](https://docs.google.co...
Got this one in a forward from my dad - I did not see that one coming.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHE...
Son: Mom mom at school they call me a liar
Mom: Shut up, you dont even go to school
Adventures Of Pedo-Sherlock
How would you like your school girls today, Mr....
My mother always scolded me for losing my stuff in school when I was a kid...
That's probably the reason why I can't lose my ...
You guys got any good old jokes (example inside)
Example: Did you go to school by horse?
I lik...
I have a kid in africa
which I feed, clothe and school for less than a...
Did you hear about the kid who died in the school freezer?
Apparently he was "too cool for school".
What kind of explosive is popular with terrorist school-children?
The satchel charge.
An elementary teacher wanted to introduce physiological notions to her students.
She asks her class: Whoever feels stupid at tim...
The kids in school are asked to say nouns that represent things that can be eaten..
"Apple", says a child. "Very good !", the teach...
What did the vampire say to the teacher?
See ya next period.
Medical School Entrance Exam...
When I was young (100 yrs. Ago) and my intent w...
Just another Johnny joke
One day while Johnny's dad was just getting out...